A funny thing happened to me on the way to the foru...wait...wrong story. That one's copyrighted...but this one isn't. Men and women. We fit together like nuts and bolts, toothpicks and mouths(I feel sorry for that gal or maybe for that guy), cotton swabs and ears, pencils and sharpeners, a casket and a grave, keys and locks, Gore and Clinton...wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Wait better yet just forget the hole Clinton-Gore thing. But men and women really do fit together...stop snickering, were all adults here. Ok, some of you aren't but most of you are. Some would say that we fit together in more than one way...seriously you people need to grow up. I wasn't talking about the back door. I was talking about gender role but that's a line that is continuing to be blured, which in my opinion is a good thing, but I want to go back to the the physical way we fit together. Man gets erect while woman gets lubed...no a Jiffy Lube man doesn't squirt water down there. She sweets...in a way. Really Timmy your 30 years old now and you still don't know how the female body works, get your self a hooker...or your mother...to show you please. Then you can come back and read this. Ok, back to what I was saying. Yes, men get erect and women become wet. Then the man puts his thing in her thing and bam...there having sex. It's a beatiful thing. It's all perfect except for the fact that the man's done in about 3.4 seconds and the women's (if the man were to last as long has her) done in about 2 days...does anyone else see a problem with that? If women would just hurry the fuck up, us men wouldn't look so bad by only being able to last a hole minute. Which is funny because when were by our selves we can last forever. Maybe women need to have sex with us when we think were masurbating. Don't worry I don't know how that'd work either. So I think it all comes down to the fact that women need to hurry up and men need to stop and ask directions to the clitoris. I know I have...and you should too!