iPhone Is Still Just A Phone

For those of you that didn't know, I was with out my computer for 7 days. In that time I used only my iPhone as my main computing device. I am here to say that no matter how great the iPhone is (or any other device that comes along with that form factor), it will never (and I do mean never) replace your main computer. For the foreseeable future we will always have laptop, desktops, and smart phones. See, here's the problem. I might get hate mail for this, but, the iPhone is actually to small. I mean don't get me wrong, it's great for quick and dirty web browsing and small little games. But the moment you want to do anything remotely productive with it, like writing long blog post, it fails miserably. Even if you where to double the size of the keyboard, it still isn't big enough, and that's the main problem. It's like trying to write War & Peace on stone tablets. By the time you get half-way through, the water will have eroded the first chapter. But that's only half the problem tho. It still has major problems with web sites that have just a little bit of bad code. It's actually a nightmare going to some sites. Finally, there's the whole flash and cut-n-paste thing. Why the fuck doesn't the iPhone have cut-n-paste and flash support yet. I can not tell you how many times I wanted to show someone a funny video that I couldn't cause there's no mother fucking flash support. Oh, and how can you have a computing device with out cut-n-paste? The fact of the matter is that the iPhone is great but don't get rid of you desktop computers and laptops just yet. If you don't believe me, just take this challenge. Use only your iPhone (or smart phone for that matter) as your only computing device for one week. Get back to me and let me know how it went. I think I already know the answer.

Movie Theatre Etiquette

Tonight I saw Hancock at the AMC in Victoria Gardens. Nothing wrong with the theatre (other than than the horrible bass bleed through the wall from another movie). Nothing was wrong, except for the people. Why, oh why, would you bring your 6 month old to a movie at 10.40 on a Friday night. You might think that the goohing and gahgah noises your shit and spit bucket is making during the movie is cute but NO ONE ELSE DOES. Look, I have a 6 month old nephew that lives in the same house as me. He's extremely cute, especially when he scoots/jumps/crawls over to me (all the while making cute baby faces and noises) but I would never ever in a million years take him to a fucking movie. Don't do it people, it's stupid and wrong. So, I've decided to come up with some rule of etiquette for going to the movies. Here they are: 1) Do not bring any child under the age of four to a movie theatre, period. If your child is four or over but still in single digits, then, they can not see anything PG-13 or over, period. I don't want my monster movie ruined by your child's crying cause your an idiot. 2) Do not get pissed off when someone tells you to be quiet. There's a reason your ass is being called out in the middle of a movie. Before inserting foot into mouth, check your self, your most likely in the wrong. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the show. 3) Cell phones off or on vibrate and don't you dare answer that fucking call you just got from your babies momma. We don't want to hear your drama, we want to see Angelina Jolie tits, and your ruining our spank bank image with your voice. 4) Just because no one is in front of you does not give the go a head to start kicking the chair. It shakes the whole god damn fucking row and frankly makes the girl giving me head scrape her teeth on my rod. Do you want teeth scraped on your junk? I thought not. 5) Finely, we all paid to be here and then gave our right arm and first born to get some shitty popcorn and an Icy. Please, be quiet, sit still, and watch the movie. I really didn't think this had to be done. But I guess I was wrong (not the first time). If you see anyone exhibiting these behaviors please show them this, maybe, just maybe, they'll learn something.

Coming Attractions & I Was Interviewed!

Ok, so I saw Dark Knight at 6.50am Friday morning at Arclight in the Dome with four of my friends (it was supposed to be six but one couldn't stay awake to make it). Well, I was with two of my friends waiting for the rest outside Arclight when a very nice gentle man asks if us if he could interview us. Of course we said yes, why wouldn't we. Well, here's the article from Mania.com. I thought the article was good so I think you guys should read it. Now onto bigger things. Like my show... it's coming... I swear. And new shorts... soon... I hope. And yes, my website will be finished. My friend Greg is working on it and in my opinion, doing one hell of a job. Thank you Greg.